X-Factor: Did I write this?

Peter David, author of the final volumes of "Captain Marvel" (which I swear is the funniest cosmic comedy before "The Guardians of the Galaxy") has hit my heartstrings with his run on X-Factor. I think that Peter David is writing the story of my life, though...

Exhibit A: Internet Habits

Exhibit B: Sex Appeal

Exhibit C: Favorite People, RE: Vampire Slayers

Exhibit D: My Arrogance

Exhibit E: Uh, My Time Traveling Woes