I totally forgot to explain how I came up with that Twilight post. When I was watching that part where Edward was all sparkly in the sun like a Liberace cock-ring, I thought to myself, "Vampire?! Hah! More like...GLAMpire!"
Folks, you get this humor at no cost whatsoever. No need to thank me.
365 Days of Defiance, Day 364: So long, farewell
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